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The act of cumming in your lover's face, and then his best friend licks it off.
ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash
ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash
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Being too poor to afford a real carwash from the local hard working benefit cheats, so just waiting for it to rain instead.
Clive: Gona nip down to Barry's handwash and get the motor looking brand spankers
Colin: Just wait for it to rain and save yourself a fiver, have your self a council carwash!
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When a girl with braces squirts a whole tube of toothpaste in her mouth and proceeds to perform oral sex on her dad.
Get some Crest at the store dad so I can give you a ghetto carwash.
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Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.
- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."
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When you have anal sex with a gay mexican, and pull out and make him suck your dick. Hence washing off your member.
Pedro really gave a great mexican carwash last night.
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The act of a male stripping naked, geting into a squating position, and a woman crab-walking underneath him, allowing his man-berries to sweep across her face.
Me: Yo, I totally New Zealand Carwash-ed that girl last night!
You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?
Me: No, no it was not.
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When you perform the act of bukkake (full load on the face) on another then urinating on his/her face to wash it off.
I gave Melissa a Tijuana Carwash and now she wont speak to me or return my calls.
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