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Christmas tree bill

an initially minor bill in the senate that attracts add-ons and/or changes until it begins to "look like it has something for everyone"

The proposed legislation was looking more like a Christmas tree bill every day.

by The Return of Light Joker December 26, 2011

3πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Smelling like a Christmas tree

To smell like weed in public

Damn, Kyle was smelling like a Christmas tree at school today.

by Horseeeeeee November 23, 2015


not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead dimwittedç

You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Free Range Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.

Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?

Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!

by Laleph December 13, 2010

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Merry Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree that is more merry than usual

Wow look at the lights on that merry Christmas tree

by Kyle β€˜the fatty’ Davis November 26, 2019

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.

I had some green christmas tree and got SO fucked up this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!

by johnajnajsdfasfad May 6, 2007

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Nick's Large Christmas Tree

A large tree, usually about 12ft tall, owned by a person named Nick who has an extremely large penis

Nick's Large Christmas Tree is second to none

by ROACH SMASHER December 13, 2010

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž