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An abrupt and unexpected fisting that causes the recipient to screech like an eagle while the fister screams “‘Murica!”
That bitch was so drunk my two roommates Eagle fisted her in the kitchen.
Fucking your partner from behind, coming, then throwing them off the fire escape.
I was growing tired of her whining, so I gave her the boston eagle.
Allegedly an old Native American term for a bird so full of sh*t it can no longer fly. In the last 10 years, this term has been applied to a number of politicians with comical and seemingly plausible back stories.
Senator Barack Obama was invited to adress a major gathering of the American Indian nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. he spoke of his future plans for increasing every native Americans standard of living, should he one day become president. He referred to his positive voting record on Native American issues as a member of the senate. Although the senator was vauge about the details of his plan he seemed very enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers and sisters". At the end of his speech the tribes presented the senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name-" Walking Eagle". The proud senator then departed to his motorcade, smiling and waving to the crowd. After his departure a local news reporter who was interviewing a group of chiefs who represented the Indian nations at the conference asked how they had selected the name they had given the senator, and it's meaning. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
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The last place you will ever want to be in. either that or the most boring, hottest (as in boiling watter outside in the summer), and isolated place on the friggin earth! Its pointless if you come here to have fun.
I really dont have any examples. if you live in the town you know but if you dont... your not missing out on much
"Where do you live?" "Eagle Pass." "Damn that sucks."
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The gaseous output of smelly substance from the end of the Elementary Canal aimed at a particular person or thing, usually for a revenge.
The range greatly depends on the meals eaten and the scale of revenge the person wants to take. Usually does no physical harm, but often causes false odour and uneasiness in the surroundings.
Jim: Hey! what are you upto?
Jack: Just avoiding your girlfriend, you know, we haven't met after break up.
Jim (to Jill): (In rage) He'll pay for his deads!!
-after half an hour-
-Jim crosses Jack from front and explodes his weapon secretly-
Jill: Man! you just sent an Eagle fart to Jack!!
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When a woman is on her knees pleasuring four men simultaneously from her ass, her mouth, as well as her left and right hand. Because she doesn't have her hands on the floor for leverage, this uncoordinated act resembles a gagging eagle in flight flapping it's wings struggling for balance.
As an act of true patriotism the drunk skank choked on his toy soldier while three other troops skewered that floppy eagle from every direction.
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1. A bird
2. A clothing store found in most malls around the country
1. Whoa look at that american eagle feeding its young.
2. Whoa those jeans you got at American Eagle are so cute.
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