allegedly

1) a word tacked on to the beginning, middle, or end of a group of words that emphasizes that fact that what you are saying may not be true.

2) a word used to get your point across about someone or something without sounding biggoted, bias, or harsh.

3) a way to spread gossip around while verbally citing that you heard it from a source that may not be a reliably truthful source.

*use the word allegedly. it's much safer and makes you look less suspicious.

1) Today they're selling ice cream at lunch time. Allegedly.

2) Bob's toasters never seem to work. Allegedly.

3) Susie stole bubble gum from the store then cheated on Georgie with Johnnie. Allegedly.

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allegedly

When you do something embarrassing during a drug or alcohol fuelled runaway, all responsibility for such acts can be erased by simply saying 'allegedly' when talking about it afterwards.

Frank: "Jeez Pat, you must've been wasted last night - you pissed in Rob's suitcase!"

Pat: "Allegedly pissed in his suitcase ..."

Frank: "Ahhhhhh Pat, you crazy! We all saw you do it but, you know, allegedly ..."

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Allegedly

Something that might have taken place,but there is no proof to back up the claim.

"Hey did you here boots and the ginger fucked an ostrich."

"Allegedly!"

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Allegedly

Supposedly doing something like a scandal

"I am an influencer, allegedly."
"My socialblade is green,allegedly."

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Allegedly

Definitely fucking not

Dude, I’m allegedly going to some bitch’s b-day party… it’s gonna be totally lame!

Allegedly

I'm sorry I was supposed to say ALLEGEDLY.

Hym "ALLEGEDLY, Andy. I had a thing I wrote expressing my disappointment but I think it got deleted. I'm not sure if you saw it even though I know you aren't entirely dependent on me actually submitting the things I write. That was a while ago... Sad. It's a sad affair. But I hope it's bullshit. Innocent until proven guilty! Unless you're a plant. In which case, either way you're a plant. I really do have to stop forgetting to say allegedly though... Bad habits and all that..."

Allegedly

ALLEGEDLY! Russell Brand is ALLEGEDLY a little girl rapist.

Hym "I just want to ammend my previous statements by mentioning that Russell Brand is only ALLEGEDLY a little girl rapist. ALLEGEDLY! I also have no way of knowing how you are actually seeing this because as I've said before I don't have access to whatever medium you're using to view this (assuming (of course) the YOU can somehow view the content that doesn't get published) and therefore cannot slander or defame with intent as (for all I know) I'm shouting into the void and am talking to myself BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING 'SCHIZOPHRENIC' APPARENTLY. ALLEGEDLY a little girl raping junkie who YOU have been platforming and associating with for years. I (on the otherhand) have associated with ZERO rapists. So there's that."

A fucking gaggle of idiots "BuT i DiDn'T kNoW hYm!"

Hym "Yeah, what DID you know fuck-face!?"