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An extremely animated and/or self-narrated punch that resembles that dealt by Captain Falcon (of SNES game F-Zero) in the Nintendo video game Super Smash Brothers. Usually accompanied by the screaming of the phrase "Falcon Punch!"
You: (In a streetfight setting) "Falcon Punch!"
Big burly mugger: "Dude, chill."
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The Atlanta Falcons are a team that can never hold a lead in the 4th quarter of any football game. Usually Choking a 15+ point lead in less than 10 minutes.
Chad: Did you see the Atlanta Falcons Choke to the Bears the other day?
Brad: Yea Their such Dogshit.
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A legendary starship despite its humble origins and deceptively dilapidated exterior, the Millennium Falcon has factored into some of the Rebel Alliance's greatest victories over the Empire. On the surface, the Falcon looks like any other Corellian freighter, with a saucer-shaped primary hull, a pair of forward cargo-gripping mandibles, and a cylindrical cockpit mounted to the ship's side.
Beneath its hull, though, the Falcon packs many powerful secrets. Its owners made "special modifications" on the freighter, boosting its speed, shielding and performance to downright illegal levels. Its weaponry has been upgraded to military-class quad-turbolaser turrets. To cover rapid escapes, the Falcon sports a ventrally mounted hatch-concealed antipersonnel repeating laser. Between its forward mandibles rest concussion missile launchers. The habitable interior of the vessel also has a few surprises, such as concealed scanner-proof smuggling compartments.
The Falcon pays a heavy price for its augmented performance, though. It is extremely recalcitrant and often unpredictable. Its reconditioned hyperdrive often fails. Its current captain, Han Solo, has even been seen to restart a failed ignition sequence with a hard rap on the bulkhead with his fist.
A vessel employed in the shady fringe business of smuggling, the Falcon was owned by Lando Calrissian before Solo won it in a heated sabacc game. Under Solo's command, the Falcon became a famous starship, completing the Kessel Run at unprecedented speeds. Solo and his first mate Chewbacca maintained the Falcon, constantly modifying and tinkering with it, coaxing the maximum speed from the ship.
This speed became quite useful as Solo and Chewbacca were drawn deeper into the Rebel cause, and the Falcon began flying missions for the Alliance. It was the Falcon that provided covering fire for Luke Skywalker's final attack run on the first Death Star. The Falcon became Princess Leia Organa's escape transport during the Battle of Hoth. During the decisive Battle of Endor, the Falcon flew point for the Alliance Fleet. Under Lando Calrissian's command, it soared into the heart of the incomplete Death Star, and delivered a missile volley that helped seal the Empire's fate.
Related: --Han Solo-- --Chewbacca-- --Lando Calrissian-- --Rebel Alliance--
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A Falcon shit is an extremely powerful and sometimes violent defecation. Derived from Captain Falcon's, Falcon punch/kick which are very powerful attacks.
Guy 1: Dude what happened to the toilet?
Guy 2: Man I just took a Falcon SHIT!
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A story that is a lie or bullshit. It can be a complete lie or just a partial lie.
He's telling you a falcon story. He's full of shit.
Nigel: Hey lookout now Der bro,why you walking?
Neville: I bin dun drinking goonI gotta take the foot falcon cuz.
Neville lost his license now he's on the foot falcon
When you are calling bullshit on someone, in essence saying you don't believe their incredible story. So named for the balloon boy story that ended with Falcon (the boy's name) having been hiding in the attic all day while rescue workers chased the balloon across the country.
Matt: So, I was at the bar last night, and I walked up to hit on this girl. She and her two female friends thought I was hilarious. We went back to my place and I fucked all three!
Mike: And you know what I heard? There's a falcon in the attic!
Matt: Huh?
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