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Today (July 3rd) is National Florence Pugh Day where we celebrate and have parties for our beloved Florence!!π
Someone- βhey whatβs the part for?β
Me-βItβs National Florence Pugh Day TIME TO CELEBRATE!!β
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florence grace maria baker is an indented MILF who loves to be a quirky uwu baddie
wow look at that florence grace maria baker
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West Florence High School is full of adventure everyday. From wild cockroaches plotting an invasion over the school while they send out cockroach "Scouts" to survey the area resulting to their deaths from the wrath of massive girls' feet, at the same time causing the guys to run away from their deadly brown figures o.O. To fully qualified teachers possessing dancing skills (so good that it had to be caught on camera) that result to their fat to bulging out of her shirt....and of course because of this skill, she got promoted.... yeah.. (-_-)
West Florence also serves 5 star food, each day ranked 1 star. Monday with "nuggets" Tuesday with "saggyburgers Wednesday with "Hairy Tacos" Friday with "leftovers from the whole week" oh and who would forget the oh so famous Thursday also known as.. "Straight up Grease" day..
Also, the first definition left out the fact that if you want some illegal stuff (pot, drugs, cigarettes), just go to one of the west florence bathrooms between 3rd and 4th block, you will surely find some ;D ...yup
random guy to Black dude (random West Florence High School bathroom): "dude i like your shirt"
Black guy to loser: "you want some weed yo!? o.O??"
23, 47 hike... Knights quarterback sees open reciever, throws a pass... kid jumps for it catching it one handed.. next thing you know mosh pit in the student section fighting for the loose football a random preppy kid caught... ;P
kid: WEst is best..
another kid: really?
kid: nah we just came up with that cuz it rhymed lol
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West Florence High School gets its name from an old wooden warship used by the Confederacy during the Civil War. In the school's early days there were no walls. Classrooms within each pod cantained marijuana plants, allowing students to sleep in hammocks crafted from Richard Simmons back hair. This failed and walls were added later. The traffic getting to West Florence is anal clenching. During the early 1970's the school was ranked #1 in the nation for drug use. Principal "The Drunk" is plastered everyday before noon and can often be found grillin' patties on her George Foreman Grill in the mall area. If one is thinking about going to West, One should rethink it. Its overcrowdednessess has many students contemplating becoming crack whores. As freshman students attend classes dressed as different types of PokΓ©mon. It is also advised that students wear blue shirts on Wednesday and yellow shirts on Friday; it is tradition after all. The school is located across the street from a Walmart. Good deals there if you have coupns.
West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Anthropology, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees. The Varsity football team is known to be "angrier than ten screaming midgets" after their upsetting 1-10 season. The school mascot is Sloth off the Goonies.
Poncho: "Essay, why do you smell like shit?"
Hombre: "I go to West Florence High School essay."
Poncho: "... I still don't quite understand why you smell like mi madres bean dip essay."
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A semi trashy high school with a school building built in the 70s and not updated since. D hall smells like fish and V hall smells like fire. Administrators are power hungry and eager to yell at children so they have a sense of purpose in life, only to go home and wither in their depressed households. A school where you only get 10 minutes to socialize and eat a fucking meal at 11 in the morning to survive the rest of the day.
βI hear West Florence High School is assβ
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A high school located in New Jersey (which is already bad enough) which population consists of morons, cringey freshman, and stoners. The teachers and staff are oblivious to obvious problems within the school and don't give enough of a fuck to fix them. Whenevrt anyone talks shit about anyone nobody does anything. Students there just say they'll do something but they're too tired or stoned to care. As a result, many students show up stoned.
Oh you went to Florence township high school? Isn't that the school that smells like weed?
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A hangover or stomach bug that is so violent it causes a person to shit and puke at the same time. Inspired by a friend who was so hungover in Florence that she was sitting on the toilet shitting while puking into the bidet.
The kids had a stomach but but when they gave it to me it was the Florence Flu.