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1. a cyclist or a group of cyclists that demand on riding right in the middle of your lane whilst your driving.
2. also a large flappy loose vagina
1. get the fuck off the road you fucking goats!
2. Dave: Was she any good last night?
Tim : Nah, she had a goat
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Rec.sport.tennis official definition - Greatest Of All Time <at some crap or other to do with tennis>.
Originally merely the greatest tennis player to have ever lived, but that usage has been deprecated, as it didn't cater for a wide enough range of categories/qualities in a considered player. The new expanded terminology now includes all factors possible and usually specifies a mandatory distinction be pre-attached eg.Chick-magnet GOAT.
Talent and Ability GOATs are hotly debated and considered by many uninformed/silly folks to be Mr.R.Federer of Sweden, however, those with some experience/knowledge state Fabrice Santoro, McEnroe or Nadal in their evidence.
Pete Sampras is rated as the Supreme GOAT, using the RST 7543 ultimate tennis ranking system.
GOAT Examples:
Clay GOAT - Borg
Tuneup GOAT - Lendl
Left-handed GOAT - Laver
Fitness GOAT - Borg/Chang
Mental basket case GOAT - Ivanisevic
Half-arsed GOAT - Sampras
Pig-headed-preference-for-baseline-play-even-though-a-great-net-
player GOAT - Becker
Unsteady career graph GOAT - Agassi
Peaking too early GOAT - Chang
Nearly-man GOAT - Henman
Journeyman who had one big result GOAT - Bastl/Peter Doohan
Happening Hair GOAT - Frank Dancevic
ass picking GOAT - Nadal
ambiguously gay GOAT - Fed
Striking resemblance to that guy from American Pie GOAT - Roddick
Nothing but a serve GOAT - Karlovic
Can't-Serve-GOAT - Schalken (always remember him :)
Self-infliction-GOAT - Youzhny
One-Match-Superman-At-Aussie-GOAT - Tsonga
Who-Ate-All-The-Pies-GOAT - Nalbandian
Goat of all Goats - Bjorn Borg
Goat taco: Cantina los Caballitos;
Goat byryiani: Minar Palace;
Roast goat: my grandmother.
Chick-magnet GOAT - Safin
Miserable-Scottish-git GOAT - Murray
Scoring-above-his-level GOAT - Stepanek
Worst hawkeye percentage GOAT - Federer
Married to a GOAT - Greg Norman
GGOAT - Martina Navratilova (Gay GOAT)
Lazy Goat wandering on a tennis court - Cedric Pioline
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A sexual practice common only to the Dumfries area of Scotland. Involves flatulence and fisting.
Look, Adam's doing the goat again.
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Greatest Of All Time. Used very loosely, more so to describe anything even remotely good. This word is derived from the word "goat", an animal, "goat" being derived from "got", which is derived from "Zlatan Ibrahimovic".
That Capra aegagrus hircus is very GOAT.
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Acronym for Greatest of All Time.
After his Super Bowl LI performance Tom Brady is the indisputable GOAT!
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a hot girls less atractive best friend who fallows her every where she goes in hopes being able to interact or hook up with people shes not qualified to be with but the hot friend is. some times when a girl brings her goat it is a positive thing especialy for a dessperate friend in need.
dude if your girlfriend is coming to the show with us can you tell her to bring her goat for me
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A sexual act, whereby the male partner engages in intercourse with his female partner in the position known coloquially as "doggy". Upon organising themselves, the male partner will simultaneously thrust into his partner, while anally fisting her.
"Last night I went clay pigeon shooting, before goating your mom"
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