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Rappelling down into Selena Gomez's house via helicopter with a close friend, undressing her then while you lay on the ground said friend wiggles her struggling naked body on top of your face, vagina first.
"Have you heard Selena's latest album?"
"Naw man only thing I've seen in the news lately was Operation Wiggly Gomez bro."
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I love Selena Gomez, she is beautiful and is true to herself. Besides, she is rather talented. Kind of like how Miley Cyrus isn't.
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One of the most beautiful, talented, amazing girls in the world. She's sweet, a good role model, has a gorgeous voice and a gorgeous, sexy face and body. She's what every girl wants to be and what every guys wants to be with. She's the definition of awesome.
I'd so go lesbian for Selena Gomez.
Damn, I'd fuck Selena Gomez any day.
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A big bushed dick beaner with a gap between his two front teeth lookin like they got a divorce
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The greatest Disney star ever. She is hot, very talented, and actually knows what she wants to do with her life.
Selena Gomez is going to be so successful!
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Jail-bate.
Boy 1: What you think about that Selena Gomez?
Boy 2: She's Jail-bate, gotta wait a few more years to wear her out.
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another all-purpose Disney star (singing, acting, screwing all the managers and actors, writers, producers, pretty much anyone that would help her claw her way to the top) who was supposed to be the next Miley Cyrus,but she was only in the Disney spotlight for like 5 minutes before Demie Lavato came into the picture and booted her out.
fuck, theyr all the same, see if I give a shit about it.
doucher one:Hey, did you hear the new Selena Gomez song?
doucher two:omg no, Im all about Demey Lavoto now, shes so pretty, and you can barely even tell that her chin is the size of uranus!
doucher three:what about Miley Cyrus...?
doucher two:ew no one likes that poser anymore!
sensical person:FUCK!! THEYR ALL FUCKING POSERS! YOU CANT BE A HAPPY LITTLE DISNEY STAR AND WEAR BLACK NAIL POLISH AND ALSO BE A "ROCKER"!! THEYR ALL SCREWING THEYR WAY TO THE TOP ANYWAY!
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