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A Christmas ornament, or a person who does stupid things usually without realising
'How much would 100kg of water weigh?
'Oh my god. You gonk'
To hit or strike someone with a karate chop, typically on the top of the head. Often done in a humorous fashion.
I'm gonna gonk you if you don't shut up.
Dang, he got gonked!
Did you see Ted gonk that guy? Dude didn't get back up.
One person in particular: pays women to have sex with him whilst his girlfriend is at home: also drinks alcohol daily and has a receding hairline
A word usually said between online conversations to confuse the people who are talking and make them stop. Can be used when you don't like what the people are talking about.
User no. 1: Hey dude, do you hate cacti?
User no. 2: Yeah. There's a guy who's always talking about cacti. It's real cringe and annoying.
You: Gonk
The definition of a gonk originally was for a doll with a frizzy beard and long hat.
In different terms a gonk is an idiot, someone who is incompetent, and/or can’t function properly.
You are an absolute gonk! Or You’re straight up just a pure gonk.