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Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.

He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!

by Moby_Dicktator November 21, 2010

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Harpooning the salty longshoreman

Anal sex, back door, butt sex

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018

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Harpooned a fail whale

When you pick up a fat chick at a bar.

Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.

by The Onion Eaters September 20, 2010

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harpoon sisters

Two women that acknowledge that they have shared intimately the same man and remain on good terms.

Maria and Andrea slept with the same guy, ending with the unspoken bond of harpoon sisters, and still maintain a friendship.

by Supernova91 January 26, 2014


harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.

Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.

by HolyFlurkingSchnit November 20, 2015


Harpooned

The action of a hard, deep sexual penetration. (Past-tense)

Jess: โ€œI heard you went home with Neil last night.โ€
Samantha: โ€œGurl, I got harpooned so hard.โ€

by Thirsty Remixed Ribosome September 16, 2018


Harpoon

The easiest way to talk about pussy in public; harpoon sounds alot like "her poon". Your bros will understand but it's not too suspicious to anyone else

"You know why I love Asians, they have the tightest harpoons"

by Illiminati4LIFE November 8, 2014