Harpoon

A harmonica (southern argot/slang?)

"Me & Bobby Mcgee" (1st verse):
"Busted flat in Baton Rouge, headin' for the trains,
Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans.
Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained,
Took us all the way to New Orleans.
Took my harpoon out of my dirty red bandana
And was blowin' sad while Bobby sang the blues,
With them windshield wipers slappin' time and
Bobby clappin' hands
We finally sang up every song that driver knew…"

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Harpoon

To make love with an extremely overweight person(s) by entering her body.... just about anywhere you could find:
Dimples, rolls, clefts, jowls, over hang... well you get the idea.

Dude the whaler harpooned her in the shoulder.
I know... probably couldn't find her vagina.

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Harpoon

1. Weapon used for killing whales.

2. Alcoholic beverage made of Gatorade and Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay. The ultimate Drink.

1. Lets harpoon that whale!

2. Wann come to gatorbay and get some harpoons?

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Harpoon

What you man when there's a whale about.

Fred : "Thar she blows!"
Jeff : "MAN THE HARPOONS!"
Scabby first mate Flemmings: "Yarrr!"

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Harpoon

Harpoon is slang for a hypodermic syringe.

Medically, the harpoon is described as the rod that is used to push the contents through the needle.

I've got a teener of H, pass that harpoon and we'll do a blast.

Engage the harpoon into the rubber plunger. Use moderate pressure on the thumb ring to push the piston forward until the harpoon is firmly engaged in the plunger. Make sure not to push too far.

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Harpoon

The battle cry called out to alert members of ones team that a shoulder launched rocket is going to be fired. In reference to the Rocket Propelled Grednade (RPG) looking like a whaling tool on some online applications.

Nick: "Harpoon!!!!"
Matt: "Oh thank god you said that or it would have hit me!!!"

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Harpoon

A term often used for, when a piece of garlic has fallen on the floor and you step on it but your parents usual dry cleaner lady’s cat has died and instead of getting it cremated, they just shoved it in there oven for 567 degrees Celsius.

Omg Jenny did you hear about Joehanus’s Harpoon Incident?

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