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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.

Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”

by I don’t know shit about life June 10, 2021


private hire

Wandanat x Reader story on tumblr. So so so good. Written by Maximotts. Has me and everyone else in a chokehold.

Have you read private hire on tumblr?
omg yes but maximotts hasn’t updated recently 😭

by imperialleather April 3, 2022


Labour Hire

An unreliable , useless excuse of a worker the type of person to not show up on a Monday and put Petrol in a diesel car.

More often then not labour hire workers have previously been on the doll or born without morals.

I really hope we don’t get another labour hire worker we are better off working down a man

by iloveturkeys May 18, 2021


hiree

a godness, sexy and intelligent. thanks for being born with a name like that

"hiree is one of the 7 wonders of the world"

by san's wife June 28, 2021


Propagandist for hire

One who is paid (often confidentially) by a political affiliation to spread propaganda.

Also possibly the subject of theories regarding the supposed dishonesty of a politically-charged statement.

"politician name" posted that "ridiculous example", which is clearly untrue. "politician pronoun" must be a propagandist for hire, no sane person would make a statement like that.

by ComfyCushionsFluffyRedSquirrel June 1, 2023


bad hire

hiring someone that looked good on paper but doesn’t complete the basic job skills for position hired.

The company could not survive with the number of bad hires coming through the door.

by definitioncop October 20, 2019


You hiring any bosses?

The best way to get any job you want. just walk in and say: HEY ARE YALL HIRING ANY BOSSES?

New ex boss: Hi, how may i help you today sir/mamm(?)
BOSS: YOU HIRING ANY BOSSES?

by Falcoriano_Reeves January 26, 2024