chinese marble

when having sex with a girl placing one of ur ballz in her ass

last night i gave this bitch a chinese marble

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Marble Cake

Marble Cake may be used as either a noun or a verb; however, in either context it describes the action of a man anally penetrating either a man or a woman and ejaculating inside of said person. Afterwards the person on the receiving end defecates. If the defecator is a man, he then masturbates into his own feces.

Finally, the resulting mass of feces and ejaculatory fluids is put on a platter and one or both parties partake of the "cake."

This is similar to Felching.

I can't believe you ate that Marble Cake!

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Jenna Marbles

Satan, according to Jacksfilms and all his viewers. even though the majority of YIAY fans might not have even seen a Jenna Marbles video in their lives.

YIAY viewer: *Sends Jack a picture of Jenna*
Jack: Oh, how did Satan get in here? No place for Jenna Marbles, right Klondike?
Klondike: *Confused, she just licks Jack's face hoping to make him happy even though not even dogs can heal souls as dead as his*

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ass marbles

Stress or tension; being so tense you could shove marbles up your ass and keep them there.

I have to write this application for University, and it's giving me ass marbles.

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Marble Row

Reference to a row of marble headstones in a cemetary when somebody is smoking a Marlboro Red cigarette.

If you keep smoke'n those Marlboros you'll end up in a Marble Row.

morning marble

The female equivalent of morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris.

Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.

Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble

polishing the marble

Dancing with extraordinary grace, skill, style and/or speed. Used in reference to folk dancing of the Mediterranean region of Europe, primarily that of Greece and Ancient Greece, including Pontos and Asia Minor.

Look at Dimitri's exceptional footwork, he is polishing the marble.