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Where the men are men and so are the women
you can spot a milton girl from a mile away and beware to stay away
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An adjective that describes the boys that are scrawny, idiotic, annoying, unattractive, mean, nerdy, and have no rizz.
Group of Girls: “All the boys at are school are so Milton-like. We will never get boyfriends here.”
Boy 1: “Can I get the pass to say the n-word?”
Girl 1: “SEE! They are so Milton-like”
It used to be in Gravesend but has disappeared under mysterious circumstances.
Billy visited the Milton Express
A raw, painful, burning, butthole as a result of diarrhea and excessive wiping. Possibly torn and bleeding.
I had instant Milton Hole after eating Taco Bell last night.
I night of heavy drinking is sure to give you a case of the Milton Hole.
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A Massachusetts prep school with an intelligent student body, despite they're inability to cross streets. "Milton" students are typically insane, but most will overlook this at first. Many celebrities, politicians, and other famous and wealthy people have graduated from this school.
However, Milton Academy is more known for that weird girl with the iPhone shuffling and screaming "SHELLY!" at the top of her lungs.
Milton Academy Student: So I was in AP Calculus when--
Aforementioned Girl: SHELLY!
MA Student: God, she's crazy.
Non-Milton Student: Maybe I don't want to go to this school...
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A small city with a population of 5,000 located in south central Wisconsin. The majority of the population is Hicks, old people, and very bored little children. They are home to the "Redwings" which is unfortunately also a sexual innuendo.
THE REDWING WAY!
....Ew....
Milton, Wi sucks balls.
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Everyone is either Irish or Haitian. Many are afraid of communities such as Mattapan because blacks are scary to most suburban people.
School is actually pretty ok, and anyone that says otherwise has not experienced the rest of the United States.
All in all, town is ok, but I'd recommend leaving at some point to experience other places. Gets pretty damn boring after a while.
P.S. East Milton and West Milton are equally shitty. Get over yourselves. (You guys live in a suburb, neither one of you is harder than the other)
Milton Massachusetts was founded in the 1600's, and to this day remains a small town. I wonder why...
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