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Reasons for existing

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I'm searching for reasons for existing

by Bodacious fairy King September 17, 2016

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bullshit reason

Call center jargon. This is the excuse that a call center or your hiring agency gives you for your being canned.

"My bullshit reason for Stream was they said I was browsing porn" Jeremy said, "even though they have a blocking proxy installed and I wasn't at my workstation when it supposedly happened."

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

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Reason C

a dope rapper from the Bay Area; positive

Hey bro Iโ€™m gonna Reason C eat this meal

This feels like a Reason C day

by DJ Adams 415 February 28, 2021

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Vaginal Reasoning

1. Female "and gay male" use of reason, especially to form conclusions, inferences, or judgments.
2. the act or process of drawing conclusions from hearsay, shaky evidence, etc.

"Senator Barbra Boxer (D) used Vaginal Reasoning to decide which assault rifles to ban."

"Many gay men choose to buy Apple Computers after using Vaginal Reasoning to come to the conclusion that they are good computers.""

by BnutzBcrazy January 30, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


let that be the reason

when someone says an excuse and you don't believe what they say. kind of like, "yea yea.. whatever"

Him: Damn the homies was rowdy as hell at the party..I was so tipsy I couldn't drive home.
Her: Aight, let that be the reason.

by beBs September 24, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reason why

A tautology; the 'reason' is 'why'.

The reason why I'm a pretentious idiot is because I don't know how to think clearly.

by johnnydadda March 31, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Not for performance reasons

A phrase used by someone who has been terminated from a job position for low performance and is embarrassed to admit it.

Did you hear that Amir got fired today? He told me that it was not for performance reasons.

by Cuntmir Toufag October 22, 2023