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When your having a wank and you hear your mother approaching so you quickly have to hide any evidence
I was having a wank but the mother came in so I had to quickly rewind
To add an addition to a series, which was once adored, but is now reviled, largely due to an out of touch corporation, and their over ambitious marketing departments.
" *sighs* Did you watch the new INSERT <OPEN WORLD FPS WITH HIGH GRAPHICS AND LOOT BOXES> Part XCVII's new trailer, Bob?"
"Nah mate, I lost all hope since two years back, when they decided to shill out to celebs. It's just the Rewind situation, all over again..." :(
A modification of the Cleveland Steamer and the Alaska Pipeline, the Rewind is when you take a dump on a woman's chest, freeze the turd until it turns completely solid, then shove it up her ass while filming it. Then you play the footage in reverse, so she's pooping but it isn't her poop.
My girl's so hot, bout to hit her with The Rewind.
when a sheep's intestines dance to the groove
oh yea girl! hit that sheep intestine rewind