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sasuke

1. an incredibly shy yet outgoing person from Naruto. He hates the phrase 'dontcha know' and goes on suicidal rampages when hearing it. xD
His favorite foods are onigiri <3 and tomatoes although he knows hitomi hates them. his -ahem- has been dubbed captain retardo although he is very talented in bed for he has slept with many a man and uses his 'mirror eye wheel' sharingan to copy his lovers 'moves'.so BEAT THAT EVIl ANTI SASUKE PEOPLE! :P

incorrect:lyk omg i think s@asuke is lyk s00000 kyute.

correct:Uchiha Sasuke is the fucking sexiest person on the face of the earth. and is seme to naruto -^.^-

by iNsaNeucHiha February 25, 2005

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Sasuke

Sasuke

the coolest guy in the world is named Sasuke

by Sasuke Uchiha Ninja September 29, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sasuke

The most complete utter fucking savage in the history of savages and he SLICE that booty open with Kirin and fucking obliterating you with the fucking Rennegan

Sasuke will thund clap that ass

by SAAASUKE August 28, 2018

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Sasuke

Sasuke is a character that has many bitches in the show Naruto, his bitches consist of people from ino to very likely your own mother, his known bitches are Sakura, Ino, Karin, and finally Naruto Uzumaki his biggest bitch and the person that gives Sasuke the best blowjobs.

Wow my friends such a pimp he will likely soon become a sasuke

by H1B12 January 7, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


sasuke

for the last f***king time it is sas-kay no sazuki...
i like boyz and toyz....and toyz in boyz
lets see....i take it in the ass monday, wed. and friday, but all the other days i take...except on sunday i go to church
i look like harry potter but i cant do any magic except either really suck at CSS or hack
my hobbies are long walks on the beach ( with boys), long showers (with boys) and getting hammered off one beer
if i could be anyone in life i would be arnold schwartnerager cause he can rape any boy in the world and no1 would be able to get him off
one day i hope i can be miss america and change the world
i love you all
<3 sasuke (smokescox4free@asspwnzor.penis)

someone come give me some male black lovin in the butt....i cant wait til i go to jail!

by colin March 17, 2005

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sasuke

sasuke is one of the many hot ninjas on naruto. he was members with sakura and naruo, but left them. he left to find more power to defaet his brother. people might thinks he's a "fag","coward","bitch" or what ever but he isn't any of those. he is totally fuking HOT! he is also powerful in my eyes i see a hot powerful man.

there are a lot of fan art of sasuke that makes girls like me swoon.

by vemo-saku October 17, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sasuke

The best written character in Naruto

Sasuke > obito
Sasuke > itachi

Sasuke > kurapika
Sasuke > chrollo

Sasuke > asta

Sasuke > 99.9% of anime side characters

Sasuke is cool asf and gets hoes

by Sasuketard April 15, 2021

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