Alabama sharp

That perfect point between tipsy and drunk, usually around 4-6 beers

Man, I was feeling Alabama sharp during that game of beer pong.

Sharp as a mop

A person who may not be astute but has a seemingly purposeful presence. The person may be useful but doesn't have an external awareness. A mop serves a purpose but is not a intelligectually significant.

You're sharp as a mop.

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San Sharp

1. The ghost of a girl. It is said that she was out running one day and was hit by a car. She now wanders around Western American towns, holding up her ipod and searching for an internet connection.

There are many variations of this myth, the most popular being Lillia Monique from France or Bella Sonia, the vampire girl of Italy.

2. A person who, when they go out running, is hard or impossible to track down. They often only run to impress someone.

"I swear I saw San out running yesterday!"
"Yeah, right!"

"Amanda's such a San Sharp- she only goes out running to show off to Mark!"

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Sharp as Marbles

A way of describing someone as ignorant. Like saying one is not the brightest crayon in the box; One taco short of a Grande Meal; Not the brightest bulb in the socket; Dumber than a box of hair; etc...

What the fuck was I thinkin tellin the cop he was a fat pig AlphaDouche?? Man, I'm as sharp as marbles...

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sharp skins

sharp skins are anti racist skinheads.

I.S is a stupid nazi shithead. sharp skins are the best skins

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sharp cookie

moniker applied to a person thought to be especially bright. Usually used by somewhat quaint or old-fashioned people.

Dude 1: "Dude, my bike got messed up, but my roommate fixed it with a coat hanger and a tongue depressor."

Dude 2: "Damn, he's one sharp cookie."

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Pat Sharp

God of the 80's with his famous mullet and TV show "Fun House". Now is a D-Star due to his lack of a mullet.

"Fun House, a whole lotta fun, prizes to be won, FUN HOUSE!"

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