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Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.

Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

by #getrekted November 3, 2017


A "Steve Jobs"

When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.

(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)

"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"

"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"

by BullyWeener March 20, 2017


Steve Jobs-less

A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.

They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.

Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.

As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.

by LBtheG May 9, 2022


the 7 I's of Steve Jobs

7 simple English words, all starting, as the name suggests, in the letter "I" that epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.

(intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) the I in represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.

the 7 I's of Steve Jobs not only define Steve Jobs's life and work and as an individual, but also happen to be the 7 cornerstones of of all human scientific and technological progress: intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation

(intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) the I in represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.

() the I in represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.

by Sexydimma April 22, 2015


the 7 I's of Steve Jobs

7 simple English words starting in the letter I (intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) that not only define Steve Jobs as an individual, but also epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.

what does the letter ``I`` stand for in words such as Iphone, Ipad and Ipod? The answer is simple; the I in each of these words represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs.

by Sexydimma October 18, 2014


the 7 I's of Steve Jobs

7 simple English words, all starting in the letter I (intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) that epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.

what does the letter 'I' stand for in words such as Iphone, Ipad and Ipod?

The answer is simple; the I in each of these words represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs. these 7 words also define Steve Jobs as an individual, as well as his life's work and purpose.

by Sexydimma January 9, 2015


The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.

Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"

by KyriePerving69 October 18, 2017