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The prettiest woman in rural backwoods or swamp areas. She looks good because she is better looking than the other ugly women found in the area. Most likely to be found at the bar and sighted by a man who has had too much to drink.
Drunk - "Hey bartender, see that pretty little swamp angel over there. I'm gonna try and take her home tonight."
Bartender - "You might want to take off your beer goggles and re-examine her."
Drunk - "I'm not drunk, she's beautiful!"
A bowl movement that begins in a solid state but deteriorates into a liquid state.
"I felt bad for everyone around me when I realized I was dropping a swamp."
"Oh man. Did he just drop a swamp here? I'm using the next one."
An intentional act that is a clear violation of commonly established rules or accepted social standards, which presents a direct advantage to the offender, often creating a situation that is obviously offensive to society. Named after the famed fat man “Swampy”, the Swamp Move is closely related to the commonly used term “Violation” when referring to conduct unbecoming of a man.
Dude, I wet farted and creamed my pants; but don’t worry, I washed my undies out in your sink.
Respondent: WTF dude, that’s a Swamp Move.
the UK name for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
"eh blud have ya seen der new swamp mama epi-sode
The Swamps of Dagobah (also known as Rotten Anus) refers to an iconic Reddit comment telling the story of probably the most disgusting and vomit-inducing medical operation ever recorded. I do not advise reading the comment while eating unless you have a strong stomach.
“I just read the Swamps of Dagobah comment.”
“What’s that?”
“Don’t ask.”
M.O.B is an acronym which stands for "Money Over Bitches." M.O.B is best thought of as being a philosophy which denotes that a man who wants true power must always put money first and women second. SWAMPMAHN made Swamp Mob for those who live by this.
Are bout that Swamp Mob life? Cuz I am the fuck. Money Over Bitches any day of the week.
When one person inserts his/her face between the butt cheeks of another person and vigorously shakes their head from side to side. Like motor boating, but in the ass.
I was hungry and she was horny. We were both satisfied after a hearty session of swamp boating.
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