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swede

a person that doesnt like people born in 2009

person : do u like people born in 2009

swede : ofc not i want to kill all of them

by lhfruhogu November 2, 2020


Swede

Another term for receiving head.

"damn you know that girl Cyndi." "yeah" "i'd fucking love her to give me some swede"

by Swedemeister January 22, 2020


swede

an abolute idiot if someone is a swede they dont have any sense of humor and get not bitches.

"omg have you seen peter" "yeah hes such a swede"

by above average dane February 7, 2023


Swede

The first level of stoner (weed smoker). Showing potential and enthusiasm in their quick, short puffs.

Friend: Does Ken want gummies too?

Me: Nah he's a swede. Get me some tho.

by SompreTheSage July 22, 2022


Swede

An asshole in general, not to be trusted, and sucks in general.

"No, you can't have my candy."
"Oh c'mon, don't be such a Swede!"

by iknowtheworld March 3, 2023


Swede

A Swede is an object located in the Region of Sweden, falsely named "kingdom of Sweden" by internet trolls. A Swede refers to the human tribes located here, named Swede because they Suck Wieners Every-Day Eagerly

"The Swede is sucking my wiener"
"Yeah, they do that."

by iknowtheworld January 3, 2022


Swede

English term for your head

Friend1: I shagged your mar last night
Friend2: shut up lad I’ll smack ye Swede with a sky remote

by YourMarSellsMajorPolly March 31, 2023