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The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit
Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.
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the act of sucking ones asshole until either a fart or feces comes out.
Jim gave me an anal vacuum last night and it cleared my constipation
A pussy that sucks all the juices out of a dick, must be installed, batteries not included. Don't turn on full power or you can lose your dick!
"My girlfriend used the vacuum pussy on me last night, now I am dickless!"
it's just the demon vacuum or noo-noo from teletubbies but to me and probably some children it's a demon coming for your soul.
the demon vacuum noo-noo was staring at billy last night looking for a way into his house
Someone that will suck the life out of a room full of generally happy people.
Commonly likened to an Atmosphere Vampire; they are fundamentally the same thing except the former does not bite!
An Atmosphere Vacuum is someone that in a conversation will have “apparently” done whatever you have done but better. A smug know-it-all with delusions of grandeur and other such narcissistic tendencies. The Atmosphere Vacuum is not happy unless interfering in other people’s business and is happiest when belittling others.
The Atmosphere Vacuum is dull, uninteresting, repetitive and completely unaware that they are hated due a lack of social awareness.
The presence of an Atmosphere Vacuum is likely to induce feelings of depression, anger, or mild nausea. Should be avoided at all costs.
"Look out everyone, Jackie is on her way !!! Every man for themselves"
Man what a atmosphere vacuum
A fleshlight
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost
Teddy Hyde : I’m making friction with a sad vacuum
A pussy that sucks all the juices out of a dick, must be installed, batteries not included, don't turn on full power or you may take the whole cock off
"My girlfriend used the vacuum pussy on me last night. Now I am fucking dickless!"
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