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When you hear the chanting “Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom” RUN! This is the chant of the demonic Chlom cult. If you don’t own a dog they might burn down your house. Be careful and be aware, take the proper precautions for this growing demonic cult.
Hey do you hear that? “Chlom, Chlom, Chlom” OH NO HIDE YOUR DOG AND RUN, THAT’S THE CHLOM WARNING!
when a teacher or elder gets mad and is ready to explode on you
An empty threat.
The US's equivalent to "China's final warning".
"Hey, did you hear? Putin warns that he'll attack the US."
"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."
Heightened probability of a shart attack (i.e. wet-fart incident).
After 5 pints of Guiness and 2 bean burritos, Bob issued a "shart warning".
A cop-out that social justice warriors use to make it seem like they're accomodating people with PTSD. Trigger warnings are usually posted at the content's header in order to keep from acknowledging that PTSD episodes do not stop for anything so long as the "triggering" content is still there and thus avoid responsible conversations about trauma.
"That article about rape made me feel terrible all day. I'm having a hard time putting my life back together."
"But I put in a trigger warning!"
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I competition--usually between two friends--to warn then to 100% on AIM. The key to warning wars is being fast with your mouse and having several different screen names from which to warn your victim. For, if you're warned to 100%, you can't send IMs quickly.
"I had a warning war with Peggy last night and warned her from all 12 of my screen names. I won!"
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Something only whiny SJW pussies who can't face reality use
Like seriously, trigger warnings/words are fucking retarded, just because you saw a post or video that "triggered" you doesn't mean you have to throw a shit-fit. The world doesn't revolve around you and YOUR triggers are YOUR own problems, most people don't give a shit what trivial thing upsets you. If you don't like what you see on the internet then get the fuck off and grow up.
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