The Woodpecker

Where the woman’s lies down and prepares to receive oral sex. The man must possess a rather bulbous boxers snot of a nose. The man then must drilling the woman’s gee with his nose like an impact driver. That is the art of the woodpecker

I gave my woman the woodpecker and now she’s walking like someone with polio

Angry woodpecker

When a couple is having sex in the woods, the man pulls out and quickly shoves a pinecone back inside the woman.

Man i was fuckin this chick in the woods and she asked me for an angry woodpecker.