An absolute idiot, someone who has done something completely dumb and deserve to be called a pinecone. Can be sometime abbreviated to cone for more of a harsher meaning.
Jerry: drops bag of c hips all over carpet
Bob: JERRY YOU COMPLETE PINECONE(cone)! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
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A person who is so utterly dull and boring that you could dip him in peanut butter and roll him in nuts and birds would feed off of him
"I can't believe you dated Steve, he was such a pinecone"
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idiot moron stunned cunt pylon dumb bitch
I cannot believe trump said the Coronavirus was a Hoax. What an absolute fucking Pinecone.
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The most aesthetic plant particle known to man. Loved by Tumblr hipsters.
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Pinecone Anti Cheat For Minecraft Servers. Detects Moonwalking, But Not Fly. It Costs Too Much Tho. Doesn't Detect Fly
Dude The Pinecone Anti-Cheat Costs TOO MUCH
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An extremely annoying or overplayed song on the radio. This definition comes from dialogue in the film Live Free or Die Hard when John McClane turns on the classic radio station and the song 'Fortunate Son' by Creedence Clearwater Revival is playing:
John McClane: You don't like Creedence?
Matt Farrell: This is like having a pinecone shoved in my ass.
('Clumsy' starts playing) "Not this pinecone again!"
"What's that new pinecone by Avril Lavigne called?"
"'Gimme More' is such a huge pinecone!"
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