french dentist

When someone rubs toothpaste on their teeth with their finger to freshen their breath because they don't have a toothbrush or chewing gum.

Jeff: Hey does anyone have any gum?
Jean-Pierre: No sir, but I have some toothpaste in my pocket, you can use it for a French Dentist.
Jeff: Get away from me you filthy French animal.

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Bangkok dentist

The act of taking a partner from behind and at moment of climax taking a toothbrush that you have inserted into your ass and brushing there teeth with the shit covered brush.

watch out for the Bangkok dentist

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russian dentist

When receiving a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth. She doesn't spit or swallow, but she proceeds to use your dick to brush her teeth with your newly deposited cum.

Guy: What did you do last night?
Girl: I went to SAE.
Guy: How'd that go?
Girl: I got roofied and when I came to, a guy had his dick in my mouth brushing my teeth with his cum and his dick.
Guy: Wow thats fucked up.
Girl: yeah, I apparently got a russian dentist because it is written on my forehead.
Guy: That's why they are called Sexual Assault Expected.

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5th dentist

when a girl uses a mans jiz to brush her teeth.. 4 out of 5 dentist prefer colgate, the fifth prefers jiz

i just used this mans 5th dentist for toothpaste

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dingleberry dentist

when you floss your teeth with someones butthole hairs

no, those arent chocolate chips in my teeth, i just got back from the dingleberry dentist

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dentist time

2:30 (tooth hurty)

- what time is it, Dad!

- dentist time!
- what?
- 2.30, tooth hurty - dentist time! Get it!
- *groan* that's weak!

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Angry Dentist

Go down on a girl, and right before she comes, smash her teeth in with a mallet.

Julie needs headgear after last night's Angry Dentist.

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