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a wealthy person who goes after expensive goods.
A bas such high-enders!
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"The Wallet Ender" is a term that is often used to describe a small village pub in Folkestone. It is supposedly an upper class pub however at times it is often over ridden with working class scumbags. The average pint is £3 so if you bring your wallet in there; it will soon be destroyed, hence the name.
Mate 1: You up for going out tonight mate?
Mate 2: Yeah definitely mate, where you thinking of going, I might pop down the Master Brewer for a few.
Mate 1: Fuck me! The Wallet Ender? I've just been paid I ain't going anywhere near there, jesus.
Mate 2: But they sell Hurlimann.
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What your few friends killed without you.
"We killed the ender dragon without you."
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The Tip Of A Mans Penis,
Traiditionally in a rounded shape
however can sometimes be in a cone, or dodgey shape
Woah, look at that mans red ender, you can tell he hasn't had it in a while
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The act of passing gas from both one's mouth and anus simultaneously, usually caused by unexpectedly sneezing while trying to hold in a fart. Due to the great stress placed on the body while sneezing, the accompanying fart may be much louder and violent than a regular fart and often causes a small amount of anal pain.
This can be especially embarrassing in public places if the sound of the sneeze does not cover the sound of the fart.
On rare occasions, you may be unfortunate enough to encounter the 'twin-ender with sauce'. This occurs when the fart is accompanied by the expulsion of faecal matter (commonly known as a shart.)
Bill : "aaa... aaA... AAA-CHOOOFRRRRRRRRTT"
Bob : "Dude, wicked twin-ender!"
Bill : "...oh God, I think I ripped something."
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In competitive eating, the highest ranked eaters are placed in the middle of the table on the stage. Lower ranks populate the ends of the table.
Guys like Joey and Pat sit in the middle of the table, center stage. A guy like me who is just a mortal eater is called a table ender.
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