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The act of waking up late in the day (generally on a day off or weekend) tired, getting out of bed for up to six hours before proceeding to climb back into bed and fall promptly back to sleep. Can be closely tied to procrasturbating or just regular procrastination in general.
Guy 1: Hey man whats up?
Guy 2: *yawns* feeling tired but i've only been up for like 4 hours.
Guy 1: epic bro sesh later ydg?
Guy 2: Hmm...Actually I think I'm going to go and finish off my opposite nap
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when a creepy person is unintentionally "stalking" you by going to or ending up in the same place as you.
the creepy man in the car in front of you turns left, then you turn left, then you're behind him on the highway for miles, and take the same exit, then end up at the same place, therefore oppositely stalking you by being in front of you instead of following you.
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A-Dude what's the opposite of ugly?
B- You ever met Elliott?
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masturbation. a abstract code for willy mangaing.
hey Jamie, what you doing?
Mate, ive got a election coming up, so later on tonight so i'll be to attacking the opposition.
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a serious medical condition when a man gets horny he goes limp but whenever he isn't he has a raging hard-on.
-Dude do you have a boner?
-No
-Yeah right you probably have Opposite Penis Syndrome!
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A "disorder" found in kids (mostly). Here are the symptoms:
# often loses temper
# often argues with adults
# often actively defies or refuses to comply with adults' requests or rules
# often deliberately annoys people
# often blames others for his or her mistakes or misbehavior
# is often touchy or easily annoyed by others
# is often angry and resentful
# is often spiteful or vindictive
Pft! It's not a disorder, just bad parenting.
OMG! Honey, look at this article on ODD! It turns out our little obnoxious shit, Billy, is actually THE VICTIM here; of a horrible disorder! Poor Billy!! :\
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When a Straight White Male™️ votes for a candidate because they're the opposite race or gender and he wants to feel like he's supporting diversity.
"I'm voting for Hamala Karris because we need more diversity in the administration"
"Man sounds like you're judging the candidate based on opposite identity politics..."
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