How easily one can fit into clothing. How many different sizes one can fit and still look and feel comfortable.
Mikey: Yo check out Gabe's new ensemble... I could never wear that size t-shirt with those jeans, I'd have to lose like 20 pounds...
Miguel: Yea man, Gabe has a high range of drestability because of his balanced body mass.
Mikey: fuckin nerd
A joke or gag with zero layers, one that simply cracks you up and only has a very basic foundation of comedic structure. Bad puns, short one-liners and certain in-jokes fall into this comedic brand.
Bobby: Peter Griffin, but a puffin... Peter Gruffin
gang cracks up
Trisha: Pinnacle of Comedy right there...
Pronounced "Neeve", it's a abbreviation of the German phrase "nie wieder", meaning never again. It's used to express disgust or disappointment of the outcome of something.
Tony: How was that mexican joint you were gonna go to last night?
Jack: Eh, it was a total niewie. I wouldn't recommend it. The service is terrible.
Tony: Good to know...
When a Straight White Maleâ¢ï¸ votes for a candidate because they're the opposite race or gender and he wants to feel like he's supporting diversity.
"I'm voting for Hamala Karris because we need more diversity in the administration"
"Man sounds like you're judging the candidate based on opposite identity politics..."
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A pretentious atheist who aggressively pushes his beliefs on anyone within shouting distance
Man 1- Thank god it's friday, right mate?
Euphoric Fedorafag- YOUR MEASLY GOD DOESN'T KNOW OR CARE ABOUT A MANMADE ARBITRARY CALENDAR SYSTEM , SO WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THANKS?? HUH? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!