On this day EVERYONE has to go eat at Waffle House
“Hey man it’s national Waffle House day.”
“What does that mean?”
“We gotta go eat at Waffle House”
A shorter name for the Tallahassee Waffle Housing.
Person 1: “Have you tried the Tallahassee Waffle House yet?”
Person 2: “Absolutely, Waffle Housing is amazing!”
1. A woman that likes to be scattered, smothered, and covered in the Waffle House batter.
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom
I took my girlfriend at 2 in the morning out for breakfast, and she ended up being a Waffle House Wench.
when you feel like only eating breakfast food
it wears off after eating but in some cases it can be long lasting, peranant, or fatal
i got waffle house syndrome right now
A place worse than hell, people will urge you to go, but do not. Waffle House is not a restaurant. It is a punishment.
"GOD PLEASE NOT WAFFLE HOUSE, ANYWHERE ELSE, I'LL GO TO FUCKING STEAK N' SHAKE!!"
Verb:
The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.
My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.
worker: welcome to waffle house we are currently in a nuclear crisis but we're still serving you.
person: waffle