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The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.

What time is it? Is it too late for the Waffle House theory?

by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017


Waffle Housing

A shorter name for the Tallahassee Waffle Housing.

Person 1: “Have you tried the Tallahassee Waffle House yet?”
Person 2: “Absolutely, Waffle Housing is amazing!”

by WH262 February 26, 2018


National Waffle House Day

On this day EVERYONE has to go eat at Waffle House

“Hey man it’s national Waffle House day.”
“What does that mean?”
“We gotta go eat at Waffle House

by Botboi03 January 20, 2020


nigga nigga waffle house

a word to describe anyone or anything

“yo i just got a new cart it’s so nigga nigga waffle house”
or
you look good asf in that outfit, slay nnwh”

by bellalovesbwc April 20, 2025


Waffle House Wench

1. A woman that likes to be scattered, smothered, and covered in the Waffle House batter.
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom

I took my girlfriend at 2 in the morning out for breakfast, and she ended up being a Waffle House Wench.

by BeatleBabe007 October 17, 2024


Waffle House

Verb:

The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.

My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.

by Wheezl February 18, 2023


waffle house

hell after 12 am

worker: welcome to waffle house we are currently in a nuclear crisis but we're still serving you.
person: waffle

by MF710 April 13, 2023