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Shower coward

A millennial too chicken to shower at the gym , and changes under a towel tent in the locker room. Complains about naked old men, but is always sideways staring at swinging boomer dicks.

Gregโ€™s son Royce went to the gym with us, but refused to shower so went home in his sweaty clothes. I saw him staring at our junk, heโ€™s a shower coward.

by Davedale August 24, 2019


Mr Coward

Straight up savage that doesn't give a fuck about any little bitches in his class. You can't one up this legend as he will counter any roast with a far superior retort.

Don't try, many have failed and all are traumatised.

Tom- "Sir! I also got that answer!!!"
Mr Coward- "Yes but he got it for question 5."
Dom & Luke- "Fuck, sir just destroyed that lil bitch."

by Dynamo110 June 26, 2018


Backstabbing Coward

Someone who pretends to be your friend, but will stab you in the back when given the opportunity. Then when you confront them about it they run away and refuse to explain themselves.

Cory: Matt I thought we were friends!?Why would you go to the supervisor to get me in trouble when the issue could of easily been resolved between us two?!

Matt: I don't want to talk about it. Leave me alone, I don't want to talk to you!

Cory: Wow you are the definition of a Backstabbing Coward!!

by Backflip Guy December 3, 2016


noel coward

Noel Coward was the greatest entertainer, singer/songwriting, writer of the 20th century.His memory will live on forever.He wrote songs such as "Mad Dogs and Englishmen" and "I went to a marvelous Party"

The Lyrics of Noel Coward
Mad dogs and Englishmen
Go out in the midday sun,
The Japanese don't care to.
The Chinese wouldn't dare to,
Hindoos and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one.
But Englishmen detest a siesta.
In the Philippines
There are lovely screens
To protect you from the glare.
In the Malay States
There are hats like plates
Which the Britishers won't wear.
At twelve noon
The natives swoon
And no further work is done.
But mad dogs and Englishmen
Go out in the midday sun.

I went to a marvelous party,
I must say the fun was intense,
We all had to do
What the people we knew
Would be doing a hundred years hence.
Dear Cecil arrived wearing armour,
Some shells and a black feather boa,
Poor Millicent wore a surrealist comb
Made of bits of mosaic from St. Peter's in Rome,
But the weight was so great that she had to go home,
I couldn't have liked it more.

by men who lunch September 5, 2006

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Internet Coward

The act of using social media to communicate subliminal messages or take "shots" at a person you clearly have a problem or issue with by making indirect statements and comments on the Internet. You have no courage or "balls" to call them on the phone and speak directly, email them privately or sit down for a one on one in resolving the issue.

Sarah, the ex-girlfriend behaviors are consistent with a internet coward as she obviously has an issue with her ex's new fiancรฉe being around her children based on her numerous social media posts of 'Wicked Stepparents'.

During the morning departmental meeting, our two co-workers disagreed about the next steps to take in finalizing our company project. This evening, worker #1 is behaving like a internet coward and has made several status post on Facebook clearly directed to worker #2 in subliminal messages.

by Satiresr March 20, 2015

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Anonymous Coward

(from Slashdot) A name automatically given to an anonymous user who posts comments on a message board, meant to motivate users to register.

I set my threshold so that I don't have to look at all the stupid comments from Anonymous Cowards.

by Amanda April 20, 2004

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Gutless Coward

Hiding in a closet while under immediate threat and attack. Especially when in a leadership role and abandoning people that look up to you. Relying on others to improvise weapons while you hide.

Stephen Harper is a gutless coward because he left his people to go cower in a closet.

by UrbanDictionaryEditing January 21, 2015

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