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Verb - To swiftly whack someone in the genitals.
When he tried to stop her from making a scene, she laid a Junk Thump on him!
When you see someone you like, and your heart starts thumping quicker.. this happens the same, but just to your onion (a.k.a) pussy
"She's gotta thumping onion for Ken"
When two lesbians scissor so ferociously that their grundles emit a thumping noise
Bro did hear those dykes grundle thumping!
When you donkeythump someone, you fuck them in the ass and when you're about to blow your load you whack them on the back of the head so they clench. I have experience with this myself.
I donkeythump, therefore I am, although have been donkeythumped myself several times
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a self-satisfied Holy Joe self-righteous public beating of the breast in a holier-than-thou 'I am a sinner but you are a far greater sinner than me, ye unclear shite' type of way
I am sick and tired of the craw-thumping of certain self-styled environmentalists who tell people who were born in a rural area that they cannot live there.
The right manipulates the financial side while craw thumping about moral values, while the left undermines every social good while crying crocodile tears for the underdog.
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Verb:
The act of slapping your own butt in an upward motion with your flat outstretched palm, in a moment of severe agony resulting out of a sharp shooting pain in the abdominal area.
Derivative of the word 'thump' and the direction in which this action occurs (up).
After his daily morning routine of standing on his head, the philosopher of future mankind usually thumps up twice to rearrange his displaced innards.
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The female equivalent of "tea bagging".
When you least expect it, i'm going to cunt thump you!
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