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wifed

The act of being used as someone's bitch, usually in the context of maximum security prisons.

Jail was so bad, the first day I was there I dropped the soap and was wifed by Bubba...4 times.

by Lamon Dehnke July 15, 2005


wife

(verb)
To make wifey or one's girlfriend

"I'm a wife that."
"Why you ain't wife that? She's bad yo."

by Queens Finest aka Your Highness (pay homage) July 19, 2006


wifing

The act of being a wife. Particularly doing traditional "women's jobs" like making dinner, and cleaning.

Lucky! She is really good at wifing.

by borahgrace July 22, 2011


wifed

To be literally or figuratively beaten, smashed, or destroyed.

"A guy wasn't looking when he crossed the tracks and got wifed by that train."

"The Chargers got wifed by the Patriots last Sunday."

by B. Boneezee January 30, 2008


Wife

An acronym for Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.

"Wife's an acronym for wash, iron, fuck, etc." - Vakill

by Da shredder February 09, 2007


wife

A gay that is made to play the female part in a sexual relationship with another gay.
That is the wife always is the one who gets the pecker stuck in his ass.

Jack just made John his wife.

by Deep blue 2012 September 03, 2009


Wife

Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma

You know what the word wife stands for? Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma.

by ramborami December 29, 2016