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Verb: "(w/ 'to go') to stand up during a Zoom or other conference call while sporting wood or showing an erection underneath ones clothes." Inspired by the 2020 news event involving journalist Jeffrey Toobin who was caught masturbating during a Zoom call, and, thus, was going "full-Toobin."
Right in the middle of a Zoom review for the O-Chem midterm, my TA got up to get a fresh cup of coffee and, wouldn't you know it, dude went half-Toobin and popped a chub right in front of the whole section. Must've had more than the textbook open in his browser window.
The term used to describe Jeffrey Toobin’s jerking session while on a conference call in front of the other people; which in turn led him to get suspended.
Did ya hear about that Lubin’ and Toobin’ on the news?
The art of doing an inappropriate act such as masterbating during a Zoom, Webex, FaceTime or other video call because you didn’t realize the video was on and the entire group on the call watched you.
Dude, I was on my work Zoom today. I had Youporn going on my phone...Afterwards I received a call from HR and was informed that my services were no longer needed. I was totally Jeffrey Toobin’ and now I need a job.
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The sport or activity of sticking your dick in the snow.
Hey, man. It looks like we got at least four and a half inches of snow last night. You down for some snow Toobin?
To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.
(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)
The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.
Unusually high ambient air temperature combined with high humidity.
I want to cut the grass today , but its just too toobin to even move.
Lets take your car to the store . Mine's been sittin out in the super toobin hot sun all day.
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When you get caught jerking off on a zoom call.
He totally got caught Zoom Toobin while he was on a work meeting.