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The shit found on a mans dick after having anal sex with another mate (heterosexual or homosexual).
After fucking Garrett in the ass, Rob found shit on his dick from Garrett's "down under" region. Before Garrett finished Rob off with fellatio, Rob said, "That's the most Australian Treasure I've ever found!"
A rusty treasure happens when your dog gets curious in the bathroom trash during shark week. And drags an old tampon all over the house.
Keep the bathroom door closed this week! I don't want to find another rusty treasure in the living room.
Treasure found deep in the cavernous anal region of the human wasteland. Most often brown, soft to the touch and warm with a distinct odour which some may find distasteful.
Can be used as a means to subtly convince your girlfriend that poo is a fun thing to play with.
Also known as poo.
Lynne: "why do you like my bum so much?"
Craig: "Cos thats where i find the brown treasure"
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When finding men's mags discarded in a hedge. Often thought to be like finding treasure for a teenage boy.
When retrieving my football from a hedge i spotted some prime hedge treasure to take home for a late evening browse.
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hair line that begins just below a man's chest, runs down the stomach and leads to the pubic area
My boyfriend thinks I am really hot because of my treasure trail.
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During doggy style sex, a man picks his nose and secretly deposits the booger in the woman's belly button.
I totally left her a hidden treasure last night.
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A sex move even more spectacular than the mythical female ejaculation, having only been rumored to be performed by such notables as Fabio and Mr. T. In this complex scenario, when the female is having the greatest and biggest orgasm of her life, her vagina actually splits open at the crack, revealing a treasure chest full of gold inside. This simultaneously happens while she ceases to exist due to the enormity of orgasmic sensation. In addtion, the treasure chest is rumored to incrase in wealth from generation to generation, assuming of course that the mother, grandmother, etc. has never had the pleasure of the treasure chest.
Oh MAN!!! I just got rich off a dirty ho when I gave her the treasure chest. Now I'm a billionaire!!!
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