turding

The act of telling your friends you are going to go pee and (insert a couple of other activities/chores) so that your long absence doesn't give away the fact that you were pooping.

Larry: Welcome back, how was the poop?
Chickie: I wasn't turding!!!!!

Turd

1. The waste product from an animal's digestive system tract expelled through the anus.
2. None other than the 43rd President of the United States of Amercia, George 'Dubya' Bush.

1. Fine Mess you got us into this time, Turd.

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Turd

A word used to describe cadets. It is an acronym for, "trainees under rapid development."

Get over here turds!

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Turd

A pattern of pathological and psychotic behavior. First observed on November 8th 2016 with increasing severity over time. Sufferers of TURD exhibit bouts of cognitive dissonance, bouts of rage and rioting, and intense uncontrollable crying. TURD is the persistence unwillingness to accept that Donal Trump will "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN".

Research has shown that TURD seems to be closely related to environmental and behavioral factors listed below:

*Membership in the Democratic Party

*Indentifying as a feminist or LGBTQ

*Currently enrolled in a college /or possessing a liberal arts degree
*Living in a densely populated metropolis
*Massive student debt
*Spotty or non existent work history

Patients with TURDS are very resistant to treatment, and may be dangerous in large groups. If you have a friend or family member suffering from TURD,urge them to seek immediate help. Seperation from their pack may be crucial to start treatment right away. Reiterate the importance of respecting authority. Remind them of crooked Hillary.

Did you see all of the TURDS walking down the streets of D.C. during president Trump's inauguration?

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Turd

When you rub your cock on someone's dog and the dog explodes, covering you in a massive cloud of smoke that will make you hallucinate about giant flying naked Osama bin Laden's are everywhere.

Turd

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Turd

A long coiled piece of poop often found on crosby beach. Always stepped on and often common in dogs.

There's a turd on my foot!

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turd

shortened non medical word for testicular uranium radiation deterioration. it applies to most heads of state who thinks it nucleur(however you say it ) adds to the number of boyfriends they get to sit around the table and discuss war hire hookers and pour a lot of concrete. the actual workers who mine the uranium who lose arms legs and body parts to contamination are not invited to the party.

We need to throw up a turd to the West to cause a reaction among our citizens that they could go to the uranium fields and lose their body parts unless they conform to the law of our religion.

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