USA

The two time, back to back, world war champions.

Person 1: did u hear about USA.

Person 2: the world war champs? F*** yeah! We're the best country in the world.

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USA

Best country in the world

screw haters, USA pwned you.

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USA

A country of Big Macs, a few hundred million of which think they are human.

"Hi! I come from the USA"
"So you like Big Macs?"
"YEA!"

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USA

Uncircumcised Schlong Absence.

The USA is a country that mutilates the genitals of millions of non consenting children every single year.

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USA

An ethnic country.
It's capital is an ethnicity called Washington.

USA is less than 50% Caucasian.

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USA

A country Urban dictionary hates because they don't let people post anything good about it because they are a bunch of unpatriotic pieces of shit.

FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY

-Love USA

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USA

1: The best fucking country in the whole damn world

2: A chant in gaming to represent your #MLGnoscopeEagleFreedomSwag

1&2: John: USA! USA! USA!
Jack: Why are you doing that?
John: Because I'm wrecking these dudes right now

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