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A melee attack of the native Ukrainian
Have you ever seen a Ukrainian bitch slap? Very few people survive
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when you set a girl's pubic hair on fire and extinguish it with your urine
-dude, I tried giving this babe a Ukrainian Fire-Hose last night but I messed up and she burned alive in her apartment.
-weak.
or
-I wonder if he'll give me a Ukrainian Fire-Hose tonight?
-just make sure you douse your pubes with kerosene.
-duh bitch.
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A shot of vodka and a key bump of cocaine
We can't compete with svetlana during happy hour at the Inn when she's offering Ukrainian Fist Bumps for $5 bucks down at Mickeys!
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The war between Russia and Ukraine.
The Russo-Ukrainian War is defintely raging on hard. Save Ukraine!
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A sex position in which you double fist a woman with your wrists together, while squatting over her and slamming your hands inside the woman's cooch like an oil well.
Sex isn't the same with my wife anymore since she let me whip out the Ukrainian knuckle duster
being promised a trip or experience that sounds fun, but ultimately ends with your death.
see that guy? he stole from the mafia, and now Tony is going to take him for a ukrainian boat ride.
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Free immigration to America. It's necessary.
Hym "Wait... 😱 My glory hole brothels! UKRAINIAN WOMEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Iam "Did you... Did you just now realize that!"
Hym "YES! WHY, GOD, MUST EVERYTHING I LOVE BE DESTROYED BEFORE MY VERY EYE!?!? 😭"
Iam "It's ok buddy... I'm sure it'll be ok..."
Hym "😭 It'll NEVER be ok! It'll never be ok again! 😭😭😭"
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