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The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.

“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”

by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020


unholy sprinkler

When a man windmills his penis while he urinates

“Hey baby Let’s try an unholy sprinkler tonight

by TacoQueen31 December 12, 2022


praying on unholy ground

getting involved with a girl known to be a trouble in her previous relationships

Person A: I'm going on a date with **** tomorrow.

Person B: Your're praying on unholy ground ,mate.

by bluen0se October 15, 2017


Unholy ship

Basically a ship that so bad/wrong it’s really cringe

Example :
Person 1: I ship cartman and Kyle!
Person 2: Dude that is such an unholy ship.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Cartman and Kyle hate each other!
Person 1: Oh.

by Tordindamix June 10, 2023