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When two bearded men kiss
Got a right rash from velcro kissing all night.
A term of endearment used to describe a wifey with the tendency to ensure that constant contact with their significant other is maintained at all times, preferably in the physical sense, including but not limited to hand holding, back scratching, massaging, and other varying levels of public displays of affection, as a means of demonstrating not only affection, but also as a way of communicating to others that this is their person. Said touch and affection can be reciprocated by the significant other, but is not a necessity; however, the wifey is viewed in a positive sense through said term.
"You always want to hold my hand; you're such a cute velcro wife."
When your pubes stick to your underwear and when you pull down your pants it pulls your pubes and can make the rip sound
Skeeter: hot damn shit
Jb: what happened
Skeeter : had a damn case of velcro underwear
Jb:ouch that sucks
When you take a shit and forget to wipe so the shit dries and sticks all of your ass hair together
Ah shit I have Oklahoma Velcro
When you have a stubble beard and it gets caught in your boyfriend's pubes.
John was giving Jeff a blowjob when it turned into a Velcro Rub.
When two men refrain from shaving for 3-5 days (depending on the hairy manliness of each person) and give each other butterfly kisses with their stubble.
Yeah he has a wife, but can she play velcro faces with him?
A baby that is attached to their mother at all times, as if by Velcro. Often results in insanity for the mother. The only treatment is wine and bedtime.
I didn't get to yoga AND I'm hungover...all because of my little velcro baby.
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