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The rawest underground rapper you'll be able to find on youtube. A short stout motherfucker. Fuckin awesome. If you don't know him. Go kill yourself.
"Hey, you hear that new Cryptic Wisdom song?"
"Who's that?"
Hand twitches
"Run. Run very fuckin fast."
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It doesen't answer questions, it just KNOWS things. Has visions in the canteen at lunchtime so teachers think she is having an epileptic fit.
Candy Necklace of Wrath: What's Michelle doing?
Glowystick of Friggin Peace: That's not Michelle, its the Balloon of Wisdom! And she's having a vision!
Candy Necklace of Wrath: Oh, ok.
When you are in need of something thoughtful, cool, and snappy to say to anyone else, you would go to Myspace to see if anybody had posted some Myspace wisdom.
Usually comes in handy for a forum, maybe a signature, Or a topic title.
Jane: Awe, Jeff, I just got some sweet myspace wisdom, "When one door closes another door opens, but we being so young tend to always choose the path that seems the easiest... We are all just lazy-ass bums."
Jeff: That's a good one.
Jane: Well get off your lazy ass and get my laundry!
Discreetly consulting the Internet in social interactions.
Is that coming from you, or are you consulting your wisdom stream?
If God created humans, then why did he create something so useless as wisdom teeth?
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The opposite of a fortune cookie, instead of telling you your fortune, it offers a bit of philosophical wisdom. Usually, it's a heavy disappointment.
A wisdom cookie would say: "You have a zest for the finer things in life," as opposed to "You will have full contentment by summer's end".
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a term used to describe a homophobic homosexual black man that lives in a suburban transilvania
this term could also be used to refer to a douche-like fantasy.
oh my god! billy conelly is such an ocean wisdom
ocean is so shallow
paris hilton is such an ocean wisdom!
get lost, hitler, you ocean.
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