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Starting center for the Chicago Bulls. An incredible defender in the paint. Grabs tons of boards, and blocks shots, too. Does a lot of things that don't show up in the box score, like tip rebounds and intimidate the opposition. Kinda short for a center, but extremely strong to make up for it. On offense, he can't shoot or post-up, but he can set solid screens and pass suprisingly well. Will take a lot of flak (unfairly, IMO), if the Bulls get swept by the Pistons.
"I had to bail you out with those free-throws."
-Ben Wallace, to Ben Gordon, after hitting 7 out of 8
"Don't playa-hate."
-Ali G, to Ben Wallace
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A beautiful girl who you can always trust. No one can be more trustworthy. A great friend who is always there. Often has brown long hair and a beautiful smile. I love you Katy :*
Girl 1: my grandad has died :'(
Katy Wallace: it's okay. He'll be watching you and looking after you all the time.
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Bad ass nigger from Philly, who ain't afraid to get in nobody's way. He played years in for the Bullets, about 8 years for the Trailblazers, 1 20n points game against the Nets with Atlanat, and so far only one magical half of a year for the DEEtroit Pistons. He will resign babbbby!
There is no way the Pistons would have won the playoffs if they didn't acquire Rasheed Wallace
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Gets no dome. The true dip master.
You know that guy who gets no dome? "Yeah, Kyle Wallace."
Cornhole Wallace was a Scottish man who was infamous in the Scottish MacGregor clan for his intense corn eating abilities. Cornhole Wallace has become folklore and his story is often told to young children before bed time. The tale is often told as, "Cornhole Wallace was a man who loved corn. He ate corn everyday and even showed others new ways to eat corn and enjoy corn. But one day Cornhole Wallace at his corn to fast and choked to death." The point of this tale is to scare youngsters into eating slowly so as not to choke.
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Cornhole Wallace? The poor fool at so much corn he killed himself.
A huge broadway star in its early years.
Amelia Wallace really stole the show last night!
When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you simultaneously release a fart and scream FREEDOM (like Mel Gibson in Braveheart).
similar to Dirty bagpipes.
While she was sucking my dick I gave her a dirty wallace and woke up her roommate.
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