War

When two or more parties get pissed off at one another and decide to start blowing shit up. Parties in question are usually insane assholes who don't give a shit about the well-being of others and think it's perfectly okay to bomb innocent people and ruin the lives of others. Basically, a large-scale temper-tantrum.

Insane Asshole 1 -- Waaaaahhhhh, you took my land!

Insane Asshole 2 -- Waaaahhhh, you took MY land!

Me -- Can't you fuckers learn to share?

Insane Assholes 1 & 2 -- NO!!!! (Proceed to start blowing shit up for no good reason)

Me -- (Running for cover) Stupid fucking war!

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war

2. war

gods way of teaching dumb ass americans geography.

A: say where the hell is peru anyway
B: i dont know mr president lets go to war find out.
A: yeeehaa hot diggidy im gonna shoot me some peru's
B:peruvians sir
A:what ever get the nukes warmed will ya

Source: super k8ke, Dec 19, 2003

^Fuck off ya donkey raping shit-eater!

Americans know geography just fine that's why we are able to kick all of you're sorry faggot's asses!

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WAR

legalized serial killing for any political, religious, financial or whimsical reason by any person or group.

a legal cover-up ploy for any administration that needs smoke and mirrors or redirection to sway large group of citizens.

It will be years before the United States rehabilitates and rebuilds from the damage inflicted by the war started and perpetuated by the two administrations from 2000 to 2008.

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WAR

The official abbreviation of Warhammer Online: Age Of Reckoning. An upcoming MMORPG to be released sometime in late 2008. The game looks awesome.

I moved from WoW to WAR becasue WAR looks totaly pwnage...

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war

bombing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

The best current example is the war in Iraq. WTF?

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war

Patriotic Genocide, the act of killing other humans in "organised" combat, usually for some sort of monetary gain.

see also murder

War = killing, homicide, genocide, rape, taking other people's lives to which you have no right.

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war

organized violence between two or more nation states. usually initiated for the purpose of increasing power, capturing resources, or self-defense. wars result in the death of many "small people" while increasing the wealth and power of the victor's elite. the average person usually supports war because he/she is ignorant/scared/angry/bitter/cowardly/racist.

not another war, shit.

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