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mannish assy whiff

The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.

Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."

by facadie September 15, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


uncle-ish stress-whiff

The bitter smell of uncles' stress, often wafting around at family barbecues or functions.

"Don't open wordpad on the computer, it might catch a virus," said Fig's stressed unc.
"I think you may be emitting some uncle-ish stress-whiff, as my nostils are now dysfunctional, presumably as a result," replied Fig.

by facadie September 15, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


manly back-hole whiff

The filthy wafting odour issuing from a gentleman's unwashed sphincter.

Emma: My house has the strangest fragrance ...
Aaron: No fear babe, 'tis my manly back-hole whiff.

by facadie September 15, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blind Sausage Whiff

Not great

That was gnarly, almost as bad as a blind sausage whiff

by RockyWears April 18, 2024


no whiffs, brands, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean "no puffin', please!"

Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021


whiff smack

the act of masturbation to completion while sniffing another's undergarments

My gf wouldn't blow me, so I grabbed a pair of her crusty panties and whiff smacked it until I covered her face with hot ropes of jizz.

by gherkinclit December 23, 2017


Whiff-lash

When you take a whiff of something that smells so loud it makes you jerk your head backwards causing "whiff-lash"

I opened my bag and took a sniff, it was so rank I got "whiff-lash"

by Nailer Pokey December 23, 2020