The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.
Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."
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The bitter smell of uncles' stress, often wafting around at family barbecues or functions.
"Don't open wordpad on the computer, it might catch a virus," said Fig's stressed unc.
"I think you may be emitting some uncle-ish stress-whiff, as my nostils are now dysfunctional, presumably as a result," replied Fig.
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The filthy wafting odour issuing from a gentleman's unwashed sphincter.
Emma: My house has the strangest fragrance ...
Aaron: No fear babe, 'tis my manly back-hole whiff.
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That was gnarly, almost as bad as a blind sausage whiff
Humorous parody-phrase to mean "no puffin', please!"
Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".
the act of masturbation to completion while sniffing another's undergarments
My gf wouldn't blow me, so I grabbed a pair of her crusty panties and whiff smacked it until I covered her face with hot ropes of jizz.
When you take a whiff of something that smells so loud it makes you jerk your head backwards causing "whiff-lash"
I opened my bag and took a sniff, it was so rank I got "whiff-lash"