White Male Boohoo Syndrome

When a cis white male pouts or whines about something they are actually privileged about.

Jamus the cis white male is complaining that he has to take a Lyft to go to his favorite cocktail bar because his BMW is in the shop. My reply was he has white male boohoo syndrome

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white british teen syndrome

The tendency for a teenage and amateur white British guitarist to play "wonderwall" by oasis on guitar

WBT victim: "help i cant stop playing wonderwall"
doctor: oh no son it looks like you have 'white british teen syndrome'

White Woman Oppression Syndrome

White Woman Oppression Syndrome (or WWOS for short), is a common condition in which Caucasian women, in particular American Caucasian women, believe they are the most important demographic and try to find any reason to feel oppressed, largely due to historical factors that have lead to women NOT being the most talked about demographic. Most commonly it is white women, especially those who are upper-middle class, who feel they're missing out in the oppression Olympics so they try to latch onto outdated or false delusions to prove their oppression.

"Black people are 5 times more likely to be locked in up prison and half as likely to go to college in America, black single-parents make up for 30% of all single parents, and black people are the victims of 50% of racial hate crimes."

"Yeah, but one time when I was visiting my friend in LA, I got catcalled by a guy I didn't find attractive. Don't you know women make 83 cents on the dollar of a man?"

"Please don't drag your White Woman Oppression Syndrome into this conversation..."

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White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome

mental state in which a change becomes a fixation; a need to better one's lifestyle; similar to a dream-like state; everything becomes "clear" to the patient.

She has the worst case of White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome I've ever seen!

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WBBS “White Boy Booty Syndrome”

WBBS, plagues millions of Americans, favoring males of the Caucasian populace, roughly 47% of American males suffer from this syndrome every year. Hundreds of thousands have tried to combat this embarrassing syndrome only to be laughed at and bullied and scoffed at for their weak puny efforts, this syndrome is know as “white boy booty syndrome”. A syndrome where the booty of the white “boy” cannot grow enough to fill their damn jeans! They can’t be naked in front of a woman cause the embarrassment of having no ass causes their Peepee to shrivel in shame!........ but there is a cure. It’s called work, hard work and dedication in the form of squats, face down leg curls, donkey kicks! The leg press. YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A VICTIM! You can overcome this embarrassing syndrome! OVERCOME WBBS!!!!

I myself suffer from the chronic disorder of WBBS, I’ve been working at fixing it for years, but it’s to embarrassing to be in public with jeans on, and no way to hold up my pants, even a belt isn’t enough to combat my WBBS “White Boy Booty Syndrome”.

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white nose syndrome

White-nose syndrome (WNS) is a disease that affects hibernating bats and is caused by an invasive, cold-loving fungus (Pseudogymnoascus destructans). The fungus grows on bats' skin, disturbing their hibernation and resulting in dehydration, starvation and often death.

Millions of bats died from White Nose Syndrome.

white girl syndrome

A syndrome in which cisgender men are only attracted to white girls typically found in college bars with crop tops, skinny jeans, and air force 1’s.

Identifiable by their clumpy mascara, a fake tan, and bleached hair.

guy 1: Bro look at this girl on instagram. She is exactly my type.

guy 2: Yeah bro, of course she’s your type. You got white girl syndrome.