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A partaking in all things man, with male friends (aka "Bros"). Wilderness feast must take place in a forest or woods of some type in which the "bros" proceed to hunt and live off the land. All that is taken to wilderness feast is hunting equipment, sleeping gear, and your manhood. Games are included in Wilderness Feast such as Javelin throw, tree shimmying, archery contests, and general feats of masculinity. One essentially lives, eats, and shits like the ancients. Points are also awarded to those displaying ungodly amounts of man in compensation for prized "bro titles". (Ex. Most small game slain=Bushwacker). One goes into Wilderness feast a man and comes out Les Stroud.
-Bro! I just landed like 50 fish at Wilderness Feast, I'll get "Master Baiter" for sure!
Wilderism is when an undefeated seemingly unstoppable fighter gets handed their first loss by a better fighter and completely looses their mind and comes up with ridiculous excuses
Dude, after Paul got handed his first ever loss he's been coming up with the worst kinds of excuses. I think he's got a bad case of wilderism
A state park in Soddy-Daisy, TN. A now well known place where tree huggers go to hike and rock climb, and red necks go to swing on a rope swing into what is known as the blue hole. Red necks, who are commonly drunk as hell, swing on the rope swing and land on rocks instead of water then call 911. The hellish terrain requires a massive emergency response and rescues that take hours. Many tree huggers (who are commonly high as shit) head out into the vast expanse that is the pocket wilderness and get fucking lost. These weed heads get fucking lost and call 911. They never have food or water, but they always have their cell phone. Yet again, massive emergency response. This place is hell, it should be closed.
Hey, want to go to the pocket wilderness, get drunk and high and almost die?
A very large cunt of epic proportions. Usually found in a tanning bed or flapping her fat jowls with "friends".
Did you see that whale in the ocean? It sure was a Tiffany Wilder
When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.
Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.
Wilder is a man that is strong, passionate and powerful. His life has been far from easy, but has overcome so many obstacles. if you are his friend, you are one of the few and if you are his lover, he’ll love you forever. He keeps a small circle around him. It’s very hard to get into .he is full of fun, love and growth. some say that Wilder is so spiritually in tuned he can summon demons on command and put the devil himself back in hell.
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A beautiful women. She is very independent and strong ! But be careful what you say to her because she is very sensitive and has a short temper . She is always wanting to help out and do little acts of kindness . Her beauty is all natural but she does not date often . She may come off as rude but she is truly a wonderful person .
Oh look how beautiful Wilder is !