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she is so hot. i want her to rail me. if she slapped me i'd say thanks. everyone is so jealous of her istg.
maria dali osmane is super seggsy.
to meditate
I'd love to go to the party tonight, but I've been really stressed lately. I need to get centered. I think I'm just gonna stay in and fuck with the Dali Lama.
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a word you sustitute for "HOLY SHIT!!!" when your talking in a mock Indian accent.
Holy Dali Lama!!! That man just robbed my liquor store!!!
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When Salvador Dali didn't quite feel like creating art and kept himself busy with other things.
I bet some days Salvador dilly-Dali just didn't feel up to taking his artwork seriously.
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- An Arnold Palmer with Vodka (ice tea/ lemonade and vodkay
-Invented by David Karol, circa 2005
Dayam, this John Daly is strong, but delicious!
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Irrational, stubborn, steals waves and can never admit he’s wrong
Come on man don’t be a Zac Daly
A makeshift mixed drink: pour the desired amount/type of vodka into a can of Arizona's Arnold Palmer tea.
I like to get shmammered off a good John Daly.
The John Daly is yummy.