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Womanizer - an empty-hearted, empty-headed, pathetic coward with low self-esteem and enjoys doing evil. I do believe lying, cheating and stealing qualify as EVIL. This particular womanizer must carry a gun to make himself feel like a man. Makes up bs stories based on books he has read in order to make you think he is a real exciting dude. He will actually tell you he is a "keeper" even while you are planning your exit (that is if you catch on quick enough). Let's see.....liar, fake, alcoholic, always "doing" for a woman because he is actually tooo boring to really hold one's interest and knows it so he works hard for "it". He WILL DO YOUR YARD FOR YOU AND COOK FOR YOU AND EVEN CHANGE THE SHEETS AFTER HAVING SOMEBODY ELSE OVER. Likes to say he is a "Keeper". Yeah everybody wants a liar and a fake and someone that hates just about everybody; correction EVERYBODY. This "keeper" will try to "do" your girlfriends too. This "keeper" deals drugs on the side to support his addiction...womanizing. Oh yes, he ends up ALWAYS being the VICTIM.
Nikolai Nikolov is such a womanizer.
Remember it is not that he loves you, it is that he hates you. Very sleazy. Deals drugs to support his addiction to "loving" women, if you don't have a problem with that GO FOR IT.
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A skilled, charming man, not necessarily attractive, who can thoroughly make you believe that he loves you. Usually he is just there to get in your pants. However, there are actually some sadistic men out there who just like to do it for fun. Attention? Maybe. Revenge? Perhaps. But when you meet a charming man be very, very careful not to fall for him, he is probably an asshole.
Womanizers are the rough equivalent of female teases.
Also see Ross Ho.
After getting my ass played twice by womanizers, I hope I do not fall for one again.
Ross Ho lives up to his name.
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The name you call your mom when you are talking to your friends about how slow she is or when you want something from her.
"When are you coming to the party?"
"I don't know. Depends on how slow this woman is"
"Do you want to go out for dinner with me and Paul?"
"Sure. But I've got to call this woman first!"
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What internet trolls could have fucked for free if they didn't waste their lives being dicks on UD!
Hey, neckbeard! Stop bitching, get off the computer, get a shave and you'll get a woman!
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a man who makes every woman fall head over heals in love with him, and he already has like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 other girl friends.
james short is such a womanizer
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act when a female is creating a conflict, drama, argument, or unnecessary scene
He: "Hey Hun! What is wrong with you?"
She: "Nuthing."
He: "Are you sure tho?"
She: "Yes. I'm totally fine"
He: "Okay then..."
*5 mins later*
She: "It's just funny how..."
He: "Pls stop womaning"
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Women make the world go around and feed you all in the same day!
Those age old sandwhich jokes are just that OLD! Don't tell those jokes in front of a woman you WILL get slapped.
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