Willy Wonka

When a girl you are in a 69 with has explosive diarrhea and turns loose on your face making you look like a boy eating a Willy Wonka bar on a hot summers day.

While I was in a loving 69 embrace with my gal, she surprised me with a Willy Wonka.

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Willy Wonka

When you shove a chocolate bar up a vagina, then slowly suck it out. Chewing...yummy.

Hey hunny, im hungry and horny! Lets do the willy wonka! Yum!

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willy wonka

Euphemism for a penis. Commonly said when expressing ambition to have sex with someone.

I'd like to stick my willy wonka in her chocolate factory.

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a willie wonka

a move when a man and a woman have sex and the man brings in oompa loompas to satisfy her the way he cannot.

its also a definition made up when i'm really bored. so yeah

freak: "dude last night, i wasn't in the mood"

friend: "so you left her unsatisfied???"

freak: "of course not. I pulled a willie wonka and got out of there"

friend:"classsyy"

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Willy Wonka

After giving anal, you make the reciever suck the shit off your penis.

OR

After giving anal, you pecker slap dat hoe.

Nigga that hoe love when I give her the ol' Willy Wonka.

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Willie Wonka

A Manic Deppressive, Horny, Drunk, Sex Deprived Old man who cant get pussy from a decent woman over the age of 18.
Willie is also the last know Slave owner owning over 300 Leprocon/Black Midget mutts known as the Umpa-Lumpa

Willie Wonka didnt save those damn umpas from Umpa Land, He's Breeding them in The Factory basement. Don't call me a liar ive seen it!

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Willy Wonka

noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;

1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.

2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman. *Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*

3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.

4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will hot be tight in that region.

"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"

"What happened?!"

"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"

"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"

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