Angry woodpecker

When a couple is having sex in the woods, the man pulls out and quickly shoves a pinecone back inside the woman.

Man i was fuckin this chick in the woods and she asked me for an angry woodpecker.

The Woodpecker

Where the woman’s lies down and prepares to receive oral sex. The man must possess a rather bulbous boxers snot of a nose. The man then must drilling the woman’s gee with his nose like an impact driver. That is the art of the woodpecker

I gave my woman the woodpecker and now she’s walking like someone with polio